Owen was a sailor, but he fell overboard.
When Owen swam to shore he found work as a bum, but the bridge he slept under was too leaky.
He got tired of the wet, so Owen traded blows with the greatest boxers the ring has ever known. He was the punching bag.
Owen never knew the glory of the office job, until he found a temp. position in the neatest little realty office.
He didn't do his job though, instead he looked at stuff like this online. One day his boss found him, and threw him out the door.
About
- Magic John
- Magic John is the prophet of nascent Owenism. As far as religions go, Owenism is a joke. As far a prophets go, I am largely inadequate. Owenism is the belief that all things, great and small, can be achieved through following Owen's woefully naive advice.
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