Owen the (great)

Owen was a sailor, but he fell overboard.

When Owen swam to shore he found work as a bum, but the bridge he slept under was too leaky.

He got tired of the wet, so Owen traded blows with the greatest boxers the ring has ever known. He was the punching bag.

Owen never knew the glory of the office job, until he found a temp. position in the neatest little realty office.

He didn't do his job though, instead he looked at stuff like this online. One day his boss found him, and threw him out the door.

Owen is a very crass person

I know it's been a while since I updated this blog, but I just had to mention that Owen is a very crass individual. He really has no sense of shame or moral obligation to the world and he basically does what he wants, disregarding the consequences, dire as they may be. What a sicko!

In other news, Owen has formed a new band. He declined my stellar suggestion for an album title "The Guillotine of Love" and went instead with something some idiot suggested. His new band, King Owl, apparently has some cute girls in it, which is always a draw. Unfortunately the name of his album will stymie its sales on the broader market.

In other other news, Owen's new band no longer has the Star Wars guy. This may save his album after all.

Owen burned his tongue

Last night, Owen burned his tongue. Is it burned or burnt? Guess it depends on where you're from.