This is just to say that Owen is a big fat big city loser. You see, Owen and I have a running competition in many events, but primarily chess. We haven't kept a tally but it's fairly safe to say that I had a dominating lead over Owen in our chess matches. The few times he's won, it's caused a big ruckus, but then I went back to winning full-time.
Well, it seems that Owen, the fool, using his typical foolish doublespeak, is "hanging up his chess shoes." Who knows what will come of this development. Owen is notoriously fickle and romantic, so he may yet be conned or coerced into another chess match with the master. Until then, I will be practicing against my next-hardest opponents, teenage wunderkinds on Yahoo Games.
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I have to say, though you've created a nicely worded argument, your theory is filled with faults causing much doubt in the rational world.
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